So after I had my baby everyone kept telling me that I had been blessed because Matt is an "angel". OK so maybe he was an angel in the beginning but he's 18 now... need I say more? It turns out I get to experience all the same normalcy's that other parents experience....I thought having an "angel" made me void of that...ha ha was I wrong!
As it turns out, not only is Matt an angel but he loves angels....Victoria Secret Angels that is. Oh boy is he girl crazy...YIKES!! They catch his attention on TV, in movies, and in magazines. So crazy is he that I have to map any trip I make to Target around the lingerie...oh who am I kidding...around the bra section. So crazy is he that one day while cleaning his room I found a torn out page of these angels in their bras folded perfectly in the window section of his wallet...so crazy that he mysteriously ended up with his dad's Maxim calendar hidden under his clock radio... so crazy that he was able to get into a porn website, simply by miss-spelling "Hot Gils". Just when you think it can't get any crazier, he proved us all wrong by subscribing to Sexy Cougars on his phone. UGH!! soooo not only does Matt love girls, he loves older girls and with names like Bustylicious and Bedroom Goddess you can imagine the pictures he was so proud to share with mom. Gotta love his innocence.
Let's face it, my baby boy loves boobs (as he clearly reported to me one day), he's a flirt (you should see him with the girls) and basically he's just like every other man.
I haven't prayed for awhile but boy I am praying now. Lord help me through these years and Lord may there be plenty in my bank account should I ever need to bail my "angel" out of jail.
Amen.....
As it turns out, not only is Matt an angel but he loves angels....Victoria Secret Angels that is. Oh boy is he girl crazy...YIKES!! They catch his attention on TV, in movies, and in magazines. So crazy is he that I have to map any trip I make to Target around the lingerie...oh who am I kidding...around the bra section. So crazy is he that one day while cleaning his room I found a torn out page of these angels in their bras folded perfectly in the window section of his wallet...so crazy that he mysteriously ended up with his dad's Maxim calendar hidden under his clock radio... so crazy that he was able to get into a porn website, simply by miss-spelling "Hot Gils". Just when you think it can't get any crazier, he proved us all wrong by subscribing to Sexy Cougars on his phone. UGH!! soooo not only does Matt love girls, he loves older girls and with names like Bustylicious and Bedroom Goddess you can imagine the pictures he was so proud to share with mom. Gotta love his innocence.
Let's face it, my baby boy loves boobs (as he clearly reported to me one day), he's a flirt (you should see him with the girls) and basically he's just like every other man.
I haven't prayed for awhile but boy I am praying now. Lord help me through these years and Lord may there be plenty in my bank account should I ever need to bail my "angel" out of jail.
Amen.....
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